Meme Overflow - Open Roleplay

[strongestcoward]

OVERFLOW - OPEN RP

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how about a big tiddy anime girl that can make the plate replenish?

[leeks]

( Poor Orihime is likely desensitized by everything she's witnessed over the years, while she does startle when he springs forth from the drawer, she looks ... surprised when the initial start wears off. )

Just my face? Don't be silly.

( You can't just murder her face; that isn't much of a threat and has her laughing a little. )

Do you get to travel for free with friends if you can fold up like that?

*gasp* the perfect woman...

[strongestcoward]

[ His frustration is so immense that Asura's fists ball up, but the tension just keeps building so all his limbs tense up and somewhat draw to the centre, his elbows touching each other and knees bent inwards. His eyes are wrapped up in a blindfold scarf, marked with his triple eye symbol, but be assured- they've gone cross-eyed under there. And you know that noise anime villains make when the protagonist has shown they can match their power, and it's shattering their world view? That 'tch...ghk...tcsk...gkh' sound? He's doing that. ]

I. Don't. Have. Any. FRIENDS!

[leeks]

( Oh no, she feels bad about breaking his brain and making him admit that he doesn't have any friends. )

Don't worry, Creepy-Foldable-san, we can be friends!

( With the power of friendship and tiddies Orihime can vanquish and subdue all evil...? Maybe? TO BE SEEN ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z... Err BLEACH. )

[strongestcoward]

[ He deflates, almost literally- his cheeks puff and he lets out a long, slow lungful of air while his tension drops, leaving him slumped over slightly and limp. ]

Not if I kill and eat you we can't.

[ Come on girl, give him something like a go on your tits, he's dying here. ]

[leeks]

( Completely unphased by the imposing man before her, Orihime reaches out to poke his puffed cheeks. )

You can't go eating your friends, that's why you don't have any.

( Or, you know, you can eat your friends ... out. )

[strongestcoward]

[ Oh yeah? Well, he’s going to bite her finger now. Not especially hard, but suitably painful, because apparently he’s in slapstick mode. ]