Oh, I am deeply, darkly, deliriously afraid of you. But the difference between me and the tasteless fools who shy away is I like it.
And besides all that... I know the feeling. Even those who fear only fear itself fear me. It’s hard to find someone who likes you the way you are, isn’t it?
[ That does it! She doesn't even notice him being skeezy!? This is unfair!
And thus, a seven-foot-tall man bursts out of the closest drawer, springing to his full size after being folded up like a shirt. Pointing an accusing black fingernailed finger at Orihime, his entire body looking oddly fluid and undetailed like the work of Edvard Munch until he seems to settle into reality. ]
[ Asura goes one further, by flipping one cone upside down and squishing it atop the other. Turning the pair around, it turns out he has decorated them beforehand with a sprinkle smile and chocolate buttons to make a double scoop ice cream clown, complete with a pointed hat. He delicately places it in her hand, and though he's basically faceless at the moment, there's a hint of a smile. ]
I knew you'd be peak fashion as always, so I had no choice.
[ He doesn't elaborate any further than that- he's enjoying the languid pace her mind seems to be working at and forcing her to think of simple questions amuses him.
It's not dreadfully forceful, but two of his scarves wind around her legs like ribbons to pry her thighs apart. Not aggressive, but a subtle hint she's powerless. His fingers are just as achingly gentle, when they finally slip inside what little clothing she has left. Not inside her body yet, he just uses the fabric to keep his palm tight over her clit as his fingers play with her pussy lips. The outline of his hand is perfectly clear. ]
[ Amazingly, Asura wasn't actually angling for nudes- he was hoping for something of her face, which has swiftly come be the symbol of happiness itself to him.
[ He absolutely does say things to rile her up sometimes. It’s a symptom of loving seeing her unhinged! He makes up for it by being a shy little awed worshipper sometimes and a smooth operator others. ]
Mom (Janet Benson) (calling from downstairs:) Barry! Breakfast is ready! Barry: Coming! (phone rings) Oh, hang on a second. (adjusts his antennas into a headset) Hello? Adam Flayman (on the phone) Barry? Barry: Adam? Adam: Can you believe this is happening? Barry: I can't believe it. I'll pick you up. (hangs up, sharpens his stinger) Lookin' sharp. (flies downstairs) Mom: Barry, why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. Barry: Sorry. I'm excited. Dad (Martin Benson): Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. And a perfect report card, all B's. Mom: Very proud. (touches Barry's hair) Barry: Ma! I got a thing going here. Mom: Ah, you got some lint on your fuzz. Barry: Ow! That's me! Dad: Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Barry: Bye! (flies off) Mom: Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! (Barry drives his car to pick up his classmate. Adam's outside his house, reading the Hive Today newspaper. The front page headline reads "FRISBEE HITS HIVE ! Internet Down. Bee: 'I heard sound, then Wham-o!'")
Nariko - TFLN - https://i.imgur.com/HJ4XrmB.jpg
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And that cloth won't cover an ass like yours either.
Why do you think I want you to wear it?
superman asked the question that was always on our minds
There’s actual canon reasons but I prefer this answer.
I don't blame you this one is undoubtedly cooler and more fun anyway
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Madelyne Pryor - TFLN- https://i.imgur.com/nzcep5g.jpg
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Oh, I am deeply, darkly, deliriously afraid of you. But the difference between me and the tasteless fools who shy away is I like it.
And besides all that... I know the feeling. Even those who fear only fear itself fear me. It’s hard to find someone who likes you the way you are, isn’t it?
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LMAO
Glad you liked it.
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Haven't you been in prison?
[ Pretty quickly afterwards- ]
Don't answer that unless it's a funny story.
Izanami | TFLN https://i.imgur.com/BRIPsAk.png
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I don't really know what it is, but it's blue and my sinuses are clearer than they've been in 800 years.
haha that image is perfect - also sorry for slow, got hit by work gremlins
you are always worth the wait
<3 <3 <3
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these two are disasters
a meteor hitting a hurricane
Basically yes that
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Orihime - https://i.imgur.com/igMIp2H.png
And thus, a seven-foot-tall man bursts out of the closest drawer, springing to his full size after being folded up like a shirt. Pointing an accusing black fingernailed finger at Orihime, his entire body looking oddly fluid and undetailed like the work of Edvard Munch until he seems to settle into reality. ]
I'm going to murder your face!
[ Does that do it? He hopes so. ]
how about a big tiddy anime girl that can make the plate replenish?
*gasp* the perfect woman...
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@nutbuckets https://i.imgur.com/7JcnPfc.png
[ Asura goes one further, by flipping one cone upside down and squishing it atop the other. Turning the pair around, it turns out he has decorated them beforehand with a sprinkle smile and chocolate buttons to make a double scoop ice cream clown, complete with a pointed hat. He delicately places it in her hand, and though he's basically faceless at the moment, there's a hint of a smile. ]
I knew you'd be peak fashion as always, so I had no choice.
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@chemtech
from here
It's not...
[ He doesn't elaborate any further than that- he's enjoying the languid pace her mind seems to be working at and forcing her to think of simple questions amuses him.
It's not dreadfully forceful, but two of his scarves wind around her legs like ribbons to pry her thighs apart. Not aggressive, but a subtle hint she's powerless. His fingers are just as achingly gentle, when they finally slip inside what little clothing she has left. Not inside her body yet, he just uses the fabric to keep his palm tight over her clit as his fingers play with her pussy lips. The outline of his hand is perfectly clear. ]
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@asorceress https://i.imgur.com/vlzoY4L.png
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[ Amazingly, Asura wasn't actually angling for nudes- he was hoping for something of her face, which has swiftly come be the symbol of happiness itself to him.
Titties, however, does the job very well. ]
Okay, I won't destroy the world now.
thank you! and that is the most accurate depiction of them ever 😂
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awful sexual euphemisms XD
🤭 glad it tickled you
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@asorceress https://i.imgur.com/on7smqZ.jpg
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he-he-he
[ He absolutely does say things to rile her up sometimes. It’s a symptom of loving seeing her unhinged! He makes up for it by being a shy little awed worshipper sometimes and a smooth operator others. ]
@shrinksense https://i.imgur.com/elICFMk.jpg
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To me? No.
Good, bad, these are not objective. The answers are yours to decide.
@countrymice https://i.imgur.com/yFbeTyG.jpg
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Yeah.
But you’re going to use it for something horrible though, right?
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@messageforyou https://i.imgur.com/YduLsnf.jpg
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When you turn into a fog, do you want me to scoop you into a jar?
@plagued https://i.imgur.com/3V9NpPx.jpg
Bee happy.
Mom (Janet Benson) (calling from downstairs:) Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Barry: Coming! (phone rings) Oh, hang on a second. (adjusts his antennas into a headset) Hello?
Adam Flayman (on the phone) Barry?
Barry: Adam?
Adam: Can you believe this is happening?
Barry: I can't believe it. I'll pick you up. (hangs up, sharpens his stinger) Lookin' sharp. (flies downstairs)
Mom: Barry, why don't you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those.
Barry: Sorry. I'm excited.
Dad (Martin Benson): Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. And a perfect report card, all B's.
Mom: Very proud. (touches Barry's hair)
Barry: Ma! I got a thing going here.
Mom: Ah, you got some lint on your fuzz.
Barry: Ow! That's me!
Dad: Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Barry: Bye! (flies off)
Mom: Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
(Barry drives his car to pick up his classmate. Adam's outside his house, reading the Hive Today newspaper. The front page headline reads "FRISBEE HITS HIVE ! Internet Down. Bee: 'I heard sound, then Wham-o!'")
@firstdeath - https://i.imgur.com/kvPxt9Y.jpg
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Hell snacks are mostly devil flesh, you know. You'll go all weird.
that image 😂
Feels entirely IC for them
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@chaossealer - https://i.imgur.com/a3pM1ic.jpg
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I promise it won't hurt. If it does, by accident, you can ask any favour of me you desire.
Deal?
rofl!!
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