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I'm not lost, I know exactly where I am!

I'm mad because what's supposed to be here isn't!

[ Asura might be getting better at expressing romantic sentiments, ones which resonate specifically with Yennefer. He loves to express his love for those parts of her that no one else seems to tolerate, let alone adore. If he ever got her mad enough to try and blow him up, he'd even like that!

But it's real hard to come up with romantic words about angry cave dives that aren't awful sexual euphemisms. ]

What is it that you're looking for? Something so vastly important that it has kept you from my bed and left me wanting, which you know I hate.

[ Not known for her patience, Yennefer is tempted to just portal, completely nude, to wherever he is and see for herself. Considering her tempestuous nature, she's likely to attempt to blow him up at some point over the course of time. It's part of any healthy relationship. ]

Well. You see.

Don't worry about it. It's nothing. But I might be a few hours longer.

[ And look, just because Yennefer's violent outbursts are utterly charming doesn't mean he won't try to artlessly dodge them. He is a big scaredy cat, after all. ]

HOURS?

[ Can you feel the shouting through text? Because she also shouted it aloud, to an empty room, while sighing in frustration. ]

Very well. But just know that when you do arrive back here I will likely be in a mood.

[ Unfortunately there currently exists no bath bomb to soothe the ire of Yennefer of Vengerberg. She'll probably just get more worked up the longer he makes her wait, both sexually and in terms of the anger which; could have a variety of outcomes. ]

[ Oh man, the biggest downside of being a god? You don't have anyone to pray to. He swears he heard her shout from where he is, deep in the ground.

It says a lot that the idea of a furious Yennefer stepping on him is very appealing. ]

It's not my fault someone raided my dungeon! I left it alone for just a few centuries and someone has stolen all my treasure!

[ Whoops, letting slip what he's doing- he wanted what he's going to retrieve to be a surprise. ]

I wasn't even aware you HAD a dungeon!

[ Is this a sex dungeon or a regular dungeon, she thinks, in the back of her mind; but NO she's too furious to give into that little spark of lusty curiosity. She's just going to stay fuming. ]

Just HURRY UP and get back here! And I MAY not greet you with a bolt of lightning.

[ Okay, to be fair, she's probably still going to do that. But then again he might like that, so maybe she'll have to think of a different punishment. ]

Thistle, please don't pick on me! I'm working on something!

[ Yes, he's gotten attached to the thistle pet name. And they both know he loves being picked on. Even severe shock will just get him off.

He goes silent for a while, focusing on getting back his treasure, but not for personal, material reasons. He'd wanted to gift her something from a treasure collection that adventurers just couldn't keep their mitts off of.

His appearance with the prize is dramatic- he bursts in, his grin broad and unhinged, covered in blood- red. Not his. ]

I'm here!

[ The obtained treasure is small enough to fit into his clasped hand, keeping it hidden from Yennefer. ]

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awful sexual euphemisms XD

🤭 glad it tickled you

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